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*insert something profound here*
#xfactorau is Joe out of three wishez the same Joseph that was on Australian idol a few years ago?????!
RT @TommyTudehope: If looks could kill #farmerwantsawife
RT @JoelMadden: For everyone that never believed in u. That said u couldn’t do it. That laughed at ur dreams. Thanks them for adding fue …
RT @hoanlam: Weird to see Cee-Lo w/o his glasses! #thevoiceau
RT @anastasiayoung_: Javier is fucking amazing! #thevoiceau
RT @Brett_Empire: #thevoiceau Javier is awesome!! Shame about his last name… Colon?
#farmerwantsawife farmer tim so picked it right!!!
Because some jerk reported my before and after photos on facebook I’ve uploaded them here so ya’ll can see. 4-5 months of hard work. and a loss of -34kgs. Starting weight 108kgs. Current: 73-74kgs xo
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i love masturbating :)
she has got to be fucking kidding me.
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just did this…and it resulted in me bawling for ages.
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On July 15th:
“Have you seen my glasses?”
“Harry wore glasses!” →
“Do you want something to eat?”
“Ron loved to eat!” →
“I read it in this book and…”
“Hermione used to read books!” →
“How is school going?”
“It burned down!” →
OH GOD
“Put your socks on!”
DOBBY USED TO HAVE A SOCK.
“I was thinking of growing a beard.”
“DUMBLEDORE HAD A BEARD.”
(Source: morrisseys, via lovingamortentia)
